Albert Einstein Funny Quotes & Sayings


Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
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Suggest Revision: Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
 
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Suggest Revision: Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.
 
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Suggest Revision: Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
 
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 Albert Einstein quotes 
Suggest Revision: Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invaribly they are both disappointed.
 
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Suggest Revision: Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them.
 
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Suggest Revision: The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all art and science.
 
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Suggest Revision: If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut.
 
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Suggest Revision: Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.
 
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Suggest Revision: Example isn't another way to teach, it is the only way to teach.
 
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Suggest Revision: Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.
 
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