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I like my women like I like my weekend - short, filled with liquor and gone by Monday.

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Alcohol: Because no great story ever started with someone eating salad.

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I'll drink responsibly when there is a brand of vodka named Responsibly.

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I wonder what the blood alcohol level is of all these mosquitos that keep biting me?

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They say so many people die because of alcohol. Perhaps they never realized how many of them are born because of it.

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Featured Quote: "Dont mix bad words with your bad mood. You'll have many opportunities to change a mood, but you'll never get the opportunity to replace the words you spoke."

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