Animals Quotes about Facebook


Total: 8 Quotes
katie_benson92
 Unknown quotes  | added by: katie_benson92
 Facebook Status quotes   Kids quotes   Silly quotes   Animals quotes 
Suggest Revision: I bet plants go like 'Weeeeeeeee!' whenever they're swallowed by a giraffe.
 
mawzmg
 Unknown quotes  | added by: mawzmg
 Clever Facebook Status quotes   Animals quotes   Being Alone quotes   Humor quotes 
Suggest Revision: I wonder if cats worry about ending up living alone with socially awkward teenagers.
 
meko2301
 Unknown quotes  | added by: meko2301
 Funny Facebook Status quotes   Animals quotes   Curiosity quotes 
Suggest Revision: Is wondering who was the first to look at a cow and think: I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!
 
meko2301
 Unknown quotes  | added by: meko2301
 Facebook Status quotes   Animals quotes 
Suggest Revision: I like turtles because they're so chill. They don't hurt anyone. They're just like, 'Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce...'
 
I love pandas, they're so chill. They are all like 'Dude, racism is stupid. I'm White, Black, and Asian...'
meko2301
 Unknown quotes  | added by: meko2301
 Clever Facebook Status quotes   Racism quotes   Humor quotes   Animals quotes 
Suggest Revision: I love pandas, they're so chill. They are all like 'Dude, racism is stupid. I'm White, Black, and Asian...'
 
meko2301
 Unknown quotes  | added by: meko2301
 Animals quotes   Cruelty quotes   Facebook quotes   Facebook Status quotes 
Suggest Revision: Dear Facebook peeps: Please stop showing photos of animal cruelty and dead pets. If I want to be depressed I'll just youtube the Sarah M commercial.
 
meko2301
 Unknown quotes  | added by: meko2301
 Animals quotes   Facebook quotes 
Suggest Revision: Another Farmville invite and I'll take your animals and burn your crops.
 
Why is there a show called When animals attack? It should be called When stupid people go near dangerous animals.
meko2301
 Unknown quotes  | added by: meko2301
 Funny Facebook Status quotes   Animals quotes   Witty Facebook Status quotes 
Suggest Revision: Why is there a show called When animals attack? It should be called When stupid people go near dangerous animals.
 
Sign up to unlock more quotes and new features!
1


Sponsored
Sponsored
Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.
Copyright © 2013 Searchquotes.com and/or its licensors. All rights reserved. Use of this site is subject to Terms of Service and to our Privacy Policy. Developed by Searchquotes.com.