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Suggest Revision: A real friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
 
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Suggest Revision: What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.
 
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Suggest Revision: What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.
 
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Suggest Revision: I ain't saying the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went in the other day and asked the clerk to check my balance...she leaned over and pushed me.
 
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Suggest Revision: Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
 
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Suggest Revision: Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
 
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Suggest Revision: Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not trying.
 
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Suggest Revision: A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
 
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Suggest Revision: You should make a point of trying every experience once, excepting incest and folk-dancing.
 
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Suggest Revision: If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done...
 
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