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Trying to sneak a fastball past Hank Aaron is like trying to sneak the sunrise past a rooster.

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Joe Adcock quotes

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A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

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Earl Wilson quotes

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Baseball is very big with my people. It figures. It's the only way we can get to shake a bat at a white man without starting a riot.

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Dick Gregory quotes

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With the money I'm making, I should be playing two positions.

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Pete Rose quotes

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Hit the ball over the fence and you can take your time going around the bases.

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Mickey Mantle quotes

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Ou don't realize how easy this game is until you get up in that broadcasting booth.

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Mickey Mantle quotes

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I have discovered in 20 years of moving around a ballpark, that the knowledge of the game is usually in inverse proportion to the price of the seats.

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Bill Veeck quotes

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The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night looking for it.

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Casey Stengal quotes

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I know a baseball star who wouldn't report the theft of his wife's credit cards because the thief spends less than she does.

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Joe Garagiola quotes

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I knew when my career was over. In 1965, my baseball card came out with no picture.

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Bob Uecker quotes

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It is hard to imagine a life without fun. There should be some point of time in life when you really feel like having fun, or want to be funny or spread the feel of fun around. Some people's life is always filled with fun that has the skill of converting even serious circumstances into funny ones. You cannot just help laughing when others are made fun and at times, even if you are the target; you appreciate the punch in the action and smile at it.

This is power of funny actions because humans are the only animals who have the capacity to laugh. Various situations are open to make fun of; the wedding, love, health or sickness, people in different locations and so on. The quotes given below have the capacity to bring a smile to your face once you read them and this can be spread to others too if you send these quotes through mail or e card.