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Pain makes you stronger. Tears make you braver. Heartbreak makes you wiser. And vodka makes you not remember any of that crap.

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No officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!

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Drunk Logic: 'She's only ugly in the face.'

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This Saturday has been sponsored by Tylenol and Jack Daniels.

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I dont make enough money to go on vacation, so I'm just going to get drunk this weekend until I dont know where I am.

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My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy...so I came back drunk.

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Listen, I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties.

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A female officer pulls over a drunk man. The officer tells him, Anything you say will be held against you! Then the drunk man yells, TITTIES!	947 up, 207 down

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Featured Quote: "The Word of God is truthfully faithful, reliable and dependable. It is proven true and worthy in times of desperate need and our darkest hours. You can take them to a bank and cash them. But you must believe."

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It is hard to imagine a life without fun. There should be some point of time in life when you really feel like having fun, or want to be funny or spread the feel of fun around. Some people's life is always filled with fun that has the skill of converting even serious circumstances into funny ones. You cannot just help laughing when others are made fun and at times, even if you are the target; you appreciate the punch in the action and smile at it.

This is power of funny actions because humans are the only animals who have the capacity to laugh. Various situations are open to make fun of; the wedding, love, health or sickness, people in different locations and so on. The quotes given below have the capacity to bring a smile to your face once you read them and this can be spread to others too if you send these quotes through mail or e card.