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Bill Maher Funny Quotes
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8 entries tagged Funny quotes by Bill Maher.
Last updated Mar 2024
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Atheism is a religion like abstinence is a s.. position.
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Suicide is man's way of telling God, "You can't fire me - I quit.
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Theyre talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place thats used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna cant even smoke in bed.
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Janet Jackson's 'wardrobe malfunction' cost CBS Five hundred and Fifty grand this week. Boy, what a tough week for the network. First, the false documents on President Bush's National Guard record and now this. CBS says they have learned their lesson: no more trying to expose boobs.
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Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for s...
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Today is 'Take our Daughters to Work Day.' This is when girls ages Nine to Fifteen go to work. Or, as it's called at the Nike factory - Thursday.
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Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because 'They've seen me weep, theyve seen me laugh, and theyve seen me hug.' These are the same qualifications for a Tickle Me Elmo.
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Suicide is man's way of telling God, You can't fire me - I quit
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