TOPIC
AUTHOR
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
EVENTS
MEMBERS
LOGIN
SIGN UP
Quotes
Topics
Pictures
Questions
Authors
Blog
About
Terms
Privacy
Sitemap
Get in Touch
Advertise
Removal Request
Subscribe
Contact Us
Social
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Pinterest
Close
Submit Quote
Latest Quotes
Browse our latest quotes
Topic List
Categorized list of quote topics
Famous Authors
Alphabetical list of influential authors
Picture Quotes
Custom and user added quotes with pictures
Quotes
Questions
Submit Quote
Billy Connolly Funny Quotes
click me
5 entries tagged Funny quotes by Billy Connolly.
Last updated Apr 2024
Billy Connolly Topics
Funny
Parents
Jokes
Money
Women
Famous
Marriage
Judaism
QUOTES
I always look skint. When I buy a Big Issue, people take it out of my hand and give me a pound.
Billy Connolly
9 Likes
Funny quotes
Money quotes
Sponsored Links
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? ...He's a mile away and you've got his shoes.
Billy Connolly
142 Likes
Funny quotes
Jokes quotes
Scottish-Americans tell you that if you want to identify tartans, it's easy - you simply look under the kilt, and if it's a quarter-pounder, you know it's a McDonald's.
Billy Connolly
32 Likes
Funny quotes
Jokes quotes
I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow.
Billy Connolly
142 Likes
Funny quotes
Jokes quotes
Oh aye...my Father would thrash me every now and then. He'd talk while he did it too! He'd hit me and shout, 'Have ye had enough?' Had enough? Whit kind of question is that? 'Why, Father, would another kick in the balls be out of the question???'
Billy Connolly
53 Likes
Funny quotes
Parents quotes
1
TRENDING
TRENDING TOPICS
Apr 25
Adultery
Being A Mom
Being Labeled
Challenge
Double Standards
Evolution
Excellence
Feliz Dia De Las Madres
Flirtation
Legacy
Life
Life Is Too Short
Majority
Mean
Medicine
Metaphors
Negativity
Spontaneity
Thanksgiving
True
ABOUT
Terms
Privacy Policy
Removal Request
Sitemap
Contact Us
OUR GOAL
Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.
© 2024 SearchQuotes™