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Carlinwhisler69-27601 quotes Collection of quotes added by Carlinwhisler69-27601. Carlinwhisler69-27601 Quotes About:  Funny Facebook Status Quotes   Funny Quote   Life   Love   Funny Facebook Status Quote   Cute Love   Cute Relationship   True Love   I Love You So Much   All I Want Is You  Sorted by: New | Most Popular Total: 26 Quotes Did you put your makeup on with a paint brush? or does your face always look like it was gang banged by crayola? 2 up, 0 down  Carlin Whisler quotes  | added by: Carlinwhisler69-27601  Funny Facebook Status Quote quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Your makeup looks like you put it on with a shotgun 2 up, 0 down  Carlin Whisler quotes  | added by: Carlinwhisler69-27601  Funny Facebook Status Quote quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail I wrote your name in the sky, but the wind blew it away. I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves washed it away. I wrote your name in my heart, and forever it will stay. 101 up, 8 down  Carlin Whisler quotes  | added by: Carlinwhisler69-27601  Cute Love quotes   Cute Relationship quotes   True Love quotes   I Love You So Much quotes   All I Want Is You quotes  favorite   Show Comments (1) 2 up, 1 down MIGZIE_CUTE NICE.. For me it means Love never dies it only get stronger in times .. =D Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Why did Princes Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing her seatbelt. 2 up, 0 down  Carlin Whisler quotes  | added by: Carlinwhisler69-27601  Funny Facebook Status Quotes quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Why did Princes Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing her seatbelt. 1 up, 0 down  Carlin Whisler quotes  | added by: Carlinwhisler69-27601  Funny Facebook Status Quotes quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail I could eat a whole bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a more coherent statement than that. 1 up, 0 down  Carlin Whisler quotes  | added by: Carlinwhisler69-27601  Funny Facebook Status Quote quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail I've heard more coherent things out of a schizophrenic with threats 0 up, 0 down  Carlin Whisler quotes  | added by: Carlinwhisler69-27601  Funny Facebook Status Quote quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail That's more messed up than that time I made out with that hobo.. 0 up, 0 down  Carlin Whisler quotes  | added by: Carlinwhisler69-27601  Funny Quote quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail You just think you got game because You slept with your high school teacher.. but I won't bother to bring up the fact that you're dad homeschooled you 0 up, 0 down  Carlin Whisler quotes  | added by: Carlinwhisler69-27601  Funny Quote quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail I wanna go to seaworld With a fishing pole just to see what peoples reactions would be 1 up, 0 down  Carlin Whisler quotes  | added by: Carlinwhisler69-27601  Funny Quote quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Sign up to unlock more quotes and new features! 1  2   3   Next

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