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Cat Quotes About Funny

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21 Cat quotes tagged with Funny.

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A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded: 'Take me to the canaries'.

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Cats have nine lives. Which makes them ideal for experimentation.

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My husband said it was him or the cat...I miss him sometimes.

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People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life.

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One cat just leads to another.

Ernest Hemingway

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In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats.

English Proverb

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Cute Cat quotes

Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

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Cats are like potato chips. You can never have just one.

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Cats are better than any vice. They're not fattening, dangerous, or expensive. However, they can be addictive.

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I have noticed that what cats most appreciate in a human being is not the ability to produce food which they take for granted, but his or her entertainment value.

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Some people have cats and go on to lead normal lives.

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Everyone knows cats are on a higher level of existence. These silly humans are just too big-headed to admit their inferiority.

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Inferiority quotes

These aren't my thoughts, they're my cat walking on the keyboard.

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For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a cat.

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Cat's motto: "No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look as if the dog did it."

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Never feed your cat anything that doesn't match the carpet.

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I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.

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There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.

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Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.

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Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

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