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The Titanic is a great lesson of why just the tip can get you in a lot of trouble.

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Buy a hamster. Name it Virginity. Lose the hamster. Close enough.

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Myspace is my ex husband, Facebook is my baby daddy, Twitter is my ho and I'm in a serious relationship with Instagram.

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When ever I get a headache I take two tablet of aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says.

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Behind every great woman, there is a guy looking at her ass.

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One day I might just change all of my passwords to 'Women' since nobody can seem to figure them out.

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I'm not saying I am Batman, I am just saying that no one has ever seen me and Batman in the same room...

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If a bra is called an 'Over the shoulder bolder holder,' then would you call men's underwear 'Under the butt nut hut?'

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Diarrhea is hereditary. It runs in your jeans...

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Telling someone their breath smells without hurting their feelings...'Well I'm bored, let's go brush our teeth!'

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Thursday, June 20

Face book is a very popular social networking website, interconnecting millions across the world. Face book, originally called Face smash, is a brainchild of Mark Zuckerberg. There are various applications, games and other interactive features that face book provides to all its members. Every member who has an account on face book has a homepage which is popularly called the "wall". On the wall, there is a space, where the face book user can speak his mind and use it to communicate or share his feelings with other face book users, whom he or she has listed as his friends. Funny face book status indicates any such status update which generates a lot of laughter and which people find really amazing. In the words of Sophia Bush, "I think the sexiest thing on anybody is intelligence. I respect somebody who has a brain and wants to use it more than a pretty face and status."