Clever Facebook Status Quotes about Humor


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NaughtyNishan
 Nishan Panwar quotes  | added by: NaughtyNishan
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Suggest Revision: You know what guys & parking spaces have in common? The good ones are always taken and the only ones left are handicaps.
 
Beckie-Arianne
 Unknown quotes  | added by: Beckie-Arianne
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Suggest Revision: Life's like your Ex-boyfriend it has it's up it has it's down but in the end you still finish it.
 
GreenMonk
 Nikhil Saluja quotes  | added by: GreenMonk
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Suggest Revision: The Titanic is a great lesson of why just the tip can get you in a lot of trouble.
 
ritusagoo
 Ritu Ghatourey quotes  | added by: ritusagoo
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Suggest Revision: A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
 
brown_ambri
 Ambri Bright quotes  | added by: brown_ambri
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Suggest Revision: Myspace is my ex husband, Facebook is my baby daddy, Twitter is my ho and I'm in a serious relationship with Instagram.
 
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Suggest Revision: After exercising I always eat a pizza...Just kidding I never exercise.
 
nishah1917
 Hussein Nishah quotes  | added by: nishah1917
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Suggest Revision: When ever I get a headache I take two tablet of aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says.
 
Nabilah1994
 Unknown quotes  | added by: Nabilah1994
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Suggest Revision: If someone says expect the unexpected slap them in the face and say 'I bet you didn't expect that!'
 
nishah1917
 Hussein Nishah quotes  | added by: nishah1917
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Suggest Revision: 10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash; Now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.
 
ted
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Suggest Revision: Siri's on her period. She needs an iPad.
 
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Humor is the sense of wit or comedy and is a boon only to humans. Man is the only animal that knows to laugh. If we face the challenges in life with a light sense of humor, it is not impossible to scale new heights of success. “A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It’s jolted by every pebble on the road ‘said HW Beeker. To put it in a lighter vein “comedy is simply a funny way of being serious”. The irony is that humor is every where and we only have to identify it at the right time. But we take great pains to search for humor and practice it. Studies show that laughter is the best medicine and a sense of humor has the capability of curing dreaded diseases. Charlie Chaplin who was the king of humor had a very sad personal life but he was successful in bringing out the humor in him very successfully. To sum up, the world is tragedy to those who feel but a comedy to those who think.
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