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DaRealyst quotes Collection of quotes added by DaRealyst. DaRealyst Quotes About:  Being Real   Funny Facebook Status   Keeping It Real   Appreciate Life   Sex   Movies   Funny  Sorted by: New | Most Popular Total: 8 Quotes Don't get girls these days, expect a guy to pay for everything..like wtf u have a job you can't u pay sometimes 0 up, 0 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: DaRealyst  Being Real quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Have u ever smashed a girl who's stomach lookd like balld up homework 1 up, 0 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: DaRealyst  Funny Facebook Status quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail I hate wen u ask a girl lets go out an do something.then they be like they cant cuz they wrk alot. but then they go post pics on fb an instgram drinkin an clubbin that same day. like just be real u not gunna hurt my feelings 2 up, 0 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: DaRealyst  Being Real quotes   Keeping It Real quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Be grateful for what you got, because it can easily be taking from you.... 1 up, 0 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: DaRealyst  Appreciate Life quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail The great thing about glow-in-the-dark condoms is that if you get up in the middle of the night to raid the fridge,you won't have to turn on the light. 0 up, 0 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: DaRealyst  Funny quotes   Sex quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail HARRY POTTER CONDOMS: In case you need an invisibility cloak for your wand while entering the chamber of secrets so you don't get hogwarts. 213 up, 55 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: DaRealyst  Funny Facebook Status quotes   Sex quotes   Movies quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail You shouldnt base a person over looks because looks dont get you the love you deserve in life. 0 up, 0 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: DaRealyst  Being Real quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Girls be like how come you dont talk to me in public when you see me..i be like the same reason you dont txt or answer your fone hoe 2 up, 0 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: DaRealyst  Being Real quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail

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