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Daffylaye Funny Facebook Status quotes Daffylaye quotes » Funny Facebook Status quotes Daffylaye Quotes About:  Life   Facebook Status   Feelings   Mistakes   Effort   Proof   Facebook Status   Understanding   Happiness   Love   Respect   Haters   Funny Facebook Status   Past   Childhood   Memories   Growing Up   Hurt Feelings   Unappreciated   Being Ignored   Being Forgotten   Being The Other Woman   Lost Love   Funny   Girl Power   Attitude   Diva   Fake Smile   Being Broken   Being Hurt   Tears   Acceptance   Lost Friendship   Beauty   Friendship   Money   Hug   Smile   Action   Motivation   Ambition   Trying   Doing Your Best   Overcoming   Failure   Moving On   Being Hurt By Someone You Love   Lies   Bad Relationship  Sorted by: New | Most Popular Total: 8 Quotes Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit. 2 up, 1 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: daffylaye  Funny quotes   Funny Facebook Status quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Facebook asks me what I'm thinking. Twitter asks what I'm doing. Foursquare asks where I am. The internet has turned into a crazy boyfriend. 2 up, 0 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: daffylaye  Funny Facebook Status quotes   Funny quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail I look at the stars and I see you, I look at the moon and I see you. I look at the trees and I see you. Please step aside, you are blocking my view. 2 up, 0 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: daffylaye  Funny quotes   Funny Facebook Status quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail My insomnia is so bad that even when I do sleep I dream about lying awake. 1 up, 0 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: daffylaye  Funny quotes   Funny Facebook Status quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail I might not live forever...so love me while you can..kiss me like its my last breathe, and tell me goodbye like you can't stand to be million miles away from me. 1 up, 0 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: daffylaye  Love quotes   Life quotes   Funny Facebook Status quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail It takes 7seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach.A human hair can hold 3kg. The length of the penis is three times the length of the thumb. A woman's heart beat faster than man's. Women blink twice as much as men. The woman has read the entire text. The man is still looking at his thumb. 2 up, 0 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: daffylaye  Funny Facts quotes   Funny Facebook Status quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail I told my daughter that she can't have boyfriend till her age is off the clock. *puts military clock on wall* 461 up, 172 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: daffylaye  Funny Facebook Status quotes   Mother Daughter quotes   Dating quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail I saw a man fall off his bike this morning. he looked around to see if anyone saw his fall. I made sure to make direct eye contact. 3 up, 0 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: daffylaye  Funny Facebook Status quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Sign up to unlock more quotes and new features! 1

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