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Dannyx quotes Collection of quotes added by Dannyx. Dannyx Quotes About:  Haters   Insecurities   Being Judged   Negative People   It Is What It Is   Facebook   Facebook Status   Funny   Ex Girlfriend   Ex Boyfriend   Sex   Friends With Benefits   Keeping It Real   Girls   Moving On   Finding Love   Time   Patience   Falling For You   Falling In Love   Being Forgotten   Being Ignored   Fake Friends   Being Used   Being Played   Pushing People Away   Pushing Someone Away   Using People   Complicated Love   Heartache   Stubborn Love   Complicated Relationships   Being Single   Loneliness   Bitterness   Hate   Fake People   Hypocrisy   Fake Frends   Tomorrow   New Day   New Beginnings   Doing Your Best   Self-improvement   Independence Day   Short   Jokes   Money   Broke Nigga   Being Broke  Sorted by: New | Most Popular Total: 50 Quotes If a bra is called an 'Over the shoulder bolder holder,' then would you call men's underwear 'Under the butt nut hut?' 398 up, 116 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: dannyx  Funny Facebook Status quotes   Clever Facebook Status quotes   Clothes quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail What if Men In Black was really real, but we just cant remember because weve all been neutralized? 23 up, 15 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: dannyx  Facebook Status quotes   Movies quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail It's kinda funny how in 2010 and 2011 people were freaking out about 2012. Now it's 2 months from December and no one gives a shit. 76 up, 8 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: dannyx  Facebook Status quotes   End Of The World quotes   It Is What It Is quotes   Who Cares quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail I don't just sing the song, I also sing the background music and the guitar solo. 26 up, 3 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: dannyx  Facebook Status quotes   Music quotes   Songs quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail I just wanna be rich enough to have Morgan Freeman read me bedtime stories. 202 up, 54 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: dannyx  Funny Facebook Status quotes   Funny quotes   Reading quotes   Goodnight quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail The first status on Facebook in 2013: 'Is anyone alive?' 331 up, 121 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: dannyx  Facebook quotes   Funny Facebook Status quotes   End Of The World quotes   New Year quotes   New Years Day quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail If you think you're having a bad day just picture a T-Rex trying to masturbate. 228 up, 114 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: dannyx  Funny Facebook Status quotes   Bad Day quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Who says I can't cook? You've obviously never tasted my cereal! 60 up, 20 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: dannyx  Funny quotes   Cooking quotes   Food quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail I change the date on my homework to make it seem like I did it earlier. 78 up, 14 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: dannyx  Students quotes   Change quotes   Deception quotes   School quotes   Keeping It Real quotes   Homework quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Whenever I finish a test early, I make sure to wait 'til someone else turns it in so I don't look like the asshole who finished first. 58 up, 13 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: dannyx  School quotes   Classroom quotes   Students quotes   Testing quotes   Keeping It Real quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Sign up to unlock more quotes and new features!   Previous   1  2  3   4   5   Next

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