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Dannyx Funny Facebook Status quotes Dannyx quotes » Funny Facebook Status quotes Dannyx Quotes About:  Haters   Insecurities   Being Judged   Negative People   It Is What It Is   Facebook   Facebook Status   Funny   Ex Girlfriend   Ex Boyfriend   Sex   Friends With Benefits   Keeping It Real   Girls   Moving On   Finding Love   Time   Patience   Falling For You   Falling In Love   Being Forgotten   Being Ignored   Fake Friends   Being Used   Being Played   Pushing People Away   Pushing Someone Away   Using People   Complicated Love   Heartache   Stubborn Love   Complicated Relationships   Being Single   Loneliness   Bitterness   Hate   Fake People   Hypocrisy   Fake Frends   Tomorrow   New Day   New Beginnings   Doing Your Best   Self-improvement   Independence Day   Short   Jokes   Money   Broke Nigga   Being Broke  Sorted by: New | Most Popular Total: 7 Quotes If Mitt Romney wins this years election, I volunteer as tribute for the Hunger Games. 319 up, 194 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: dannyx  Funny Facebook Status quotes   Politics quotes   Politicians quotes   Political Leaders quotes   Humor quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Are all of Taylor Swifts songs about the same guy, or is she just a whore? 329 up, 287 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: dannyx  Funny Facebook Status quotes   Songs quotes   Music quotes   Celebrity quotes   Humor quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail If a bra is called an 'Over the shoulder bolder holder,' then would you call men's underwear 'Under the butt nut hut?' 399 up, 116 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: dannyx  Funny Facebook Status quotes   Clever Facebook Status quotes   Clothes quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail I just wanna be rich enough to have Morgan Freeman read me bedtime stories. 203 up, 54 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: dannyx  Funny Facebook Status quotes   Funny quotes   Reading quotes   Goodnight quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail The first status on Facebook in 2013: 'Is anyone alive?' 331 up, 121 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: dannyx  Facebook quotes   Funny Facebook Status quotes   End Of The World quotes   New Year quotes   New Years Day quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail If you think you're having a bad day just picture a T-Rex trying to masturbate. 229 up, 115 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: dannyx  Funny Facebook Status quotes   Bad Day quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail I don't have a dirty mind. I have a sexy imagination. 351 up, 50 down  Unknown quotes  | added by: dannyx  Funny Facebook Status quotes   Imagination quotes  favorite   Show Comments (0) Share a Comment/Meaning 500 characters max. Refrain from use of abusive language. subfail Sign up to unlock more quotes and new features! 1

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