Dating Quotes about Funny


Total: 24 Quotes
Shaddy
 Amit Verma quotes  | added by: Shaddy
 Funny quotes   Dating quotes 
Suggest Revision: Reasons to date me: I laugh at my own jokes so you don't have to.
 
little_princess
 Unknown quotes  | added by: little_princess
 Funny quotes   Sarcastic quotes   Dating quotes 
Suggest Revision: People tell me there is plenty of fish in the sea, well that is nice and all but Im human, I dont date fish.
 
nwahshawn
 Family Guy quotes  | added by: nwahshawn
 Dating quotes   Funny quotes   Witty quotes   Sex quotes   Vulgarity quotes   Humor quotes 
Suggest Revision: Want to make a good first impression on a guy? Ask questions about him, seem interested, listen, giggle and swallow.
 
nishah1917
 Hussein Nishah quotes  | added by: nishah1917
 Funny quotes   Dating quotes   Home quotes   Humor quotes 
Suggest Revision: A girl called me once and said come over, nobody is home! I went there and she was right, nobody was home
 
brown_ambri
 Ambri Bright quotes  | added by: brown_ambri
 Funny Facebook Status quotes   Clever Facebook Status quotes   Dating quotes   Humor quotes 
Suggest Revision: Myspace is my ex husband, Facebook is my baby daddy, Twitter is my ho and I'm in a serious relationship with Instagram.
 
TheRealTactics
 Seth Rogen quotes  | added by: TheRealTactics
 Funny Facebook Status quotes   Clever Facebook Status quotes   Dating quotes   Humor quotes 
Suggest Revision: If your girlfriend complains that you never take her anywhere expensive...take her to the gas station.
 
daffylaye
 Unknown quotes  | added by: daffylaye
 Funny Facebook Status quotes   Mother Daughter quotes   Dating quotes 
Suggest Revision: I told my daughter that she can't have boyfriend till her age is off the clock. *puts military clock on wall*
 
daffylaye
 Unknown quotes  | added by: daffylaye
 Funny quotes   Dating quotes   Men quotes 
Suggest Revision: If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after a first date, chances are...you have small boobs.
 
daffylaye
 Unknown quotes  | added by: daffylaye
 Girl quotes   Funny quotes   Dating quotes   Keeping It Real quotes 
Suggest Revision: Guys, if your jeans are skinnier than mine, it's not happening. P.S. - My gay friend wants to know if you're single.
 
Oh, you're dating my ex...I thought the five second rule was for food only...
daffylaye
 Unknown quotes  | added by: daffylaye
 Dating quotes   Mean quotes   Sarcastic quotes   Funny quotes   Ex Boyfriend quotes   Ex Girlfriend quotes 
Suggest Revision: Oh, you're dating my ex...I thought the five second rule was for food only...
 
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This is power of funny actions because humans are the only animals who have the capacity to laugh. Various situations are open to make fun of; the wedding, love, health or sickness, people in different locations and so on. The quotes given below have the capacity to bring a smile to your face once you read them and this can be spread to others too if you send these quotes through mail or e card.
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