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22 Death quotes tagged with Funny.
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Ways to die: steal my food, touch me, look through my phone.
Unknown
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When I die I want my body to donate for research, but more specifically to a scientist who is working on bringing dead bodies back to life.
Nikhil Saluja
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When I die, will someone please go to my funeral dressed like the Grim Reaper? You don't say anything, just stand there...
Unknown
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He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend - provided, of course, that he really is dead.
Voltaire
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He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend - provided, of course, that he really is dead.
Voltaire
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I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
Winston Churchill
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
Mark Twain
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The only completely consistent people are the dead.
Aldous Huxley
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I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money.
George Burns
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For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
Johnny Carson
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Death is life's way of telling you you're fired.
Proverb
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Death is a very dull, dreary affair, and my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.
Somerset Maugham
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It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you're dead, you're made for life.
Jimi Hendrix
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Death was Nature's way of telling you to slow down.
Terry Pratchett
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I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too.
Jack Benny
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If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
Sam Levenson
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The man that runs away lives to die another day.
AEHousman
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The report of my death was an exaggeration.
Mark Twain
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I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Woody Allen
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I quit flying years ago. I don't want to die with tourists.
Billy Bob Thornton
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