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Drink Quotes About Funny
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15 Drink quotes tagged with Funny.
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A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
WCFields
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
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No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or as good as drink.
GKChesterton
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Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth.
George Burns
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Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Winston Churchill
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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Henry Youngman
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Twas a woman who drove me to drink. I never had the courtesy to thank her.
WCFields
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A drink a day keeps the shrink away.
Edward Abbey
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You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Dean Martin
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I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.
George Gobel
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A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink.
WCFields
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I was in for 10 hours and had 40 pints - beating my previous record by 20 minutes.
George Best
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I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.
Oscar Levant
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I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs.
Robert Downey Junior
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I saw a notice that said Drink Canada Dry and I've just started.
Brendan Behan
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