Erma Bombeck Funerals Quotes & Sayings


 Erma Bombeck quotes 
 Erma Bombeck quotes 
Suggest Revision: I was terrible at straight items. When I wrote obituaries, my mother said the only thing I ever got them to do was die in alphabetical order.
 
 Erma Bombeck quotes 
 Erma Bombeck quotes 
Suggest Revision: I have a hat. It is graceful and feminine and give me a certain dignity, as if I were attending a state funeral or something. Someday I may get up enough courage to wear it, instead of carrying it.
 
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Quotes by Erma Bombeck
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