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Suggest Revision: I wish you'd appear in my bed as often as you appear in my News Feed.
 
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Suggest Revision: Welcome to Facebook, where relationships are perfect, liars believe their own lies & the world shows off they are living a great life.
 
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Suggest Revision: Twitter makes me want to have drinks with people I've never met, and Facebook makes me want to throw drinks at people I already know.
 
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Suggest Revision: When a woman asks you to guess her age, it's like deciding whether to cut the blue, red, or green wire to diffuse a bomb.
 
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Suggest Revision: When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you??
 
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Suggest Revision: You know what guys & parking spaces have in common? The good ones are always taken and the only ones left are handicaps.
 
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Suggest Revision: Did you hear about the new reversible jackets? I can't wait to see how they turn out.
 
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Suggest Revision: Happy 420, Dont hate the smokers. Live your life and dont judge others. You probably do things that they dont like too. REMEMBER THAT.
 
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Suggest Revision: When you don't have a good signal on your phone and you go all lion king on it.
 
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Suggest Revision: Rewarding yourself with an hour on Facebook, just for writing your name on your homework.
 
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