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On the 12th day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me 12 chicks I'm blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics, 9 busted Barbies, 8 friends complaining, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 party invites, fiiiivvvveeee drama queens, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends a pokin' and a ex who won't stop inboxing me!
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We all have that one person we hate but constantly look at their facebook profile.
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Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
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Writing about your disappointments and your life is for your diary not Facebook.
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I wish you'd appear in my bed as often as you appear in my News Feed.
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For April Fools Day, I think Facebook should switch the search box and the status update box around. So people would post updates on who they stalk.
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There's no crying in Twitter, that's why you have a Facebook account.
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Just a reminder that you dont have to tell Facebook or Twitter goodnight...you can just shut up.
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When I'm stalking my exes on Facebook, sometimes I think, 'I should have never let her go.'...but most times I think, 'She really let herself go.'
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When my girlfriend is angry, I go to Facebook and constantly refresh my relationship status to see if I'm single again.
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Everybody knows somebody who's Facebook relationship status should be 'Still banging my ex.'
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Social networking is like a club. Twitter is the dance floor, tumblr is the bar and facebook is the people crying in the toilets.
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The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men apply the same theory to looking for a girlfriend.
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I love how when my soap runs out in the shower, my shampoo magically transforms into body wash.
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I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes.
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At what point to people get in their car and think 'I'm going to take a photo of myself for my profile picture!?'
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Spent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept crashing.
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
Stanley Victor Paskavich
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My 'check engine' light came on while driving to work this morning. I looked and the engine is still there.
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Nothing makes me want a relationship to fail more than matching profile pictures.
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