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Suggest Revision: Sometimes one middle finger isn't enough to let someone know how you feel. That's why you have two hands.
 
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Suggest Revision: When people ask me plz because it's shorter than please. I tell them no because it's shorter than yes .
 
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Suggest Revision: You're so much better than A-Rod at concealing your drug use on the job.
 
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Suggest Revision: The government may force me to have health insurance but they can never force me to respect my body.
 
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Suggest Revision: The Miami Heat playing the San Antonio Spurs is the only way I could ever root for anything from Texas.
 
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Suggest Revision: I bet the NSA stopped monitoring your phone records after seeing they were all drunk dials to exes at 4 a.m.
 
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Suggest Revision: May your daily meltdown be less public, drug-addled, and cartoonishly insane than Amanda Bynes's.
 
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Suggest Revision: I hope the NSA is concerned about how often my mother calls me.
 
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Suggest Revision: If I had to be any Kardashian sister, I would choose Bruce Jenner.
 
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Suggest Revision: I'd be more upset about the NSA accessing my phone records if I used my phone for anything but texting and taking pictures of my dick.
 
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Face book is a very popular social networking website, interconnecting millions across the world. Face book, originally called Face smash, is a brainchild of Mark Zuckerberg. There are various applications, games and other interactive features that face book provides to all its members. Every member who has an account on face book has a homepage which is popularly called the "wall". On the wall, there is a space, where the face book user can speak his mind and use it to communicate or share his feelings with other face book users, whom he or she has listed as his friends. Funny face book status indicates any such status update which generates a lot of laughter and which people find really amazing. In the words of Sophia Bush, "I think the sexiest thing on anybody is intelligence. I respect somebody who has a brain and wants to use it more than a pretty face and status."
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