Facebook Quotes about Humor


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GreenMonk
 Nikhil Saluja quotes  | added by: GreenMonk
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Suggest Revision: Twitter makes me want to have drinks with people I've never met, and Facebook makes me want to throw drinks at people I already know.
 
GreenMonk
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Suggest Revision: When a woman asks you to guess her age, it's like deciding whether to cut the blue, red, or green wire to diffuse a bomb.
 
NaughtyNishan
 Nishan Panwar quotes  | added by: NaughtyNishan
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Suggest Revision: When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you??
 
NaughtyNishan
 Nishan Panwar quotes  | added by: NaughtyNishan
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Suggest Revision: You know what guys & parking spaces have in common? The good ones are always taken and the only ones left are handicaps.
 
Beckie-Arianne
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Suggest Revision: Life's like your Ex-boyfriend it has it's up it has it's down but in the end you still finish it.
 
GreenMonk
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Suggest Revision: The Titanic is a great lesson of why just the tip can get you in a lot of trouble.
 
GreenMonk
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Suggest Revision: I said I'd be there in 5 minutes. Quit calling me every half hour.
 
CHARMINGjosh
 Azgraybebly Joslan quotes  | added by: CHARMINGjosh
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Suggest Revision: I'll call it a smart phone the day I yell, Wheres my freaking phone?! and it answers, Im here! Under your jacket!
 
CHARMINGjosh
 Azgraybebly Joslan quotes  | added by: CHARMINGjosh
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Suggest Revision: I hate when people dont watch where Im going when Im walking and texting.
 
CHARMINGjosh
 Azgraybebly Josland quotes  | added by: CHARMINGjosh
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Suggest Revision: You know you are addicted to Facebook when you log off Facebook, turn your computer off, go to bed, role over, and log onto your Facebook from your phone one last time for the night.
 
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Humor is the sense of wit or comedy and is a boon only to humans. Man is the only animal that knows to laugh. If we face the challenges in life with a light sense of humor, it is not impossible to scale new heights of success. “A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It’s jolted by every pebble on the road ‘said HW Beeker. To put it in a lighter vein “comedy is simply a funny way of being serious”. The irony is that humor is every where and we only have to identify it at the right time. But we take great pains to search for humor and practice it. Studies show that laughter is the best medicine and a sense of humor has the capability of curing dreaded diseases. Charlie Chaplin who was the king of humor had a very sad personal life but he was successful in bringing out the humor in him very successfully. To sum up, the world is tragedy to those who feel but a comedy to those who think.
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