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Suggest Revision: You want to know someone who is amazing, beautiful and has the cutest smile ever? Read the first word again...
 
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Suggest Revision: Facebook should make it to where it says, 'Went from being in a relationship' to 'Problem solved.'
 
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Suggest Revision: I decided to cancel my Twitter account. I dont want to sound paranoid, but Im pretty sure people are following me.
 
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Suggest Revision: I feel like getting something done today, so Im just going to sit here until that feeling passes.
 
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Suggest Revision: I used to be good at sports. Then I realized that I could buy trophies. Now Im good at everything.
 
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Suggest Revision: Have you ever had a fly or small bug land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try and scare it with the cursor?
 
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Suggest Revision: If a person who drinks too much is an alcoholic, then is someone who never drinks called a non-alcoholic?
 
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Suggest Revision: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said, 'Parking Fine'
 
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Suggest Revision: Oxymoron: When an astronaut feels under the weather.
 
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Suggest Revision: I just dropped my laptop off the boat....It's a Dell, rolling in the deep.
 
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Face book is a killer application these days and is becoming popular day by day. Almost every person has an account of face book these days. Every user’s face book account has a wall where he can share what’s on his mind and any of his thoughts and ideas. When it comes to a face book status, you can simply come up with anything entirely. It is your space and you can use it to full liberty. When it comes to a face book status, people always try to come up with some intelligent punches and thoughts which directly hit the nail on the head and arouse interest in the minds of others who come across it. A clever face book status is witty and accurate and awakens interest in the minds of those who read it. The end goal of every person is to win maximum “likes” or acclamations for the status. According to Ronald Reagan, “Status quo, you know, is Latin for 'the mess we're in'.”
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