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If someone says expect the unexpected slap them in the face and say 'I bet you didn't expect that!'

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If I were a bathroom tile salesman, my pitch would be 'Think of how great this will look in the background of your social networking pics.'

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I would say a crippled joke but I cant stand them.

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Mitt Romney should change his first name to Fetch, because he's never going to happen.

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Hi, I'm a shower. If you turn me on, I'll make you wet.

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I think I should tell you what people are saying behind your back....Nice ass.

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RIP to all the hoes dying for attention!

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What do you call a man with no body and just a nose? Nobody nose.

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I think car horns should sound like gun shots....I bet you'll move then.

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Sex is like math: You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don't multiply.	428 up, 69 down

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