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NaughtyNishan
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Suggest Revision: To you Dad. As Fathers Day approaches, I find myself missing you more than usual. If only Facebook had a link to heaven. Happy Fathers Day Dad. I miss you.
 
ted
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Suggest Revision: Sometimes one middle finger isn't enough to let someone know how you feel. That's why you have two hands.
 
r0yal
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Suggest Revision: When people ask me plz because it's shorter than please. I tell them no because it's shorter than yes .
 
r0yal
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Suggest Revision: You're so much better than A-Rod at concealing your drug use on the job.
 
r0yal
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Suggest Revision: The government may force me to have health insurance but they can never force me to respect my body.
 
r0yal
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Suggest Revision: The Miami Heat playing the San Antonio Spurs is the only way I could ever root for anything from Texas.
 
r0yal
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Suggest Revision: I bet the NSA stopped monitoring your phone records after seeing they were all drunk dials to exes at 4 a.m.
 
r0yal
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Suggest Revision: May your daily meltdown be less public, drug-addled, and cartoonishly insane than Amanda Bynes's.
 
r0yal
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Suggest Revision: I hope the NSA is concerned about how often my mother calls me.
 
r0yal
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Suggest Revision: If I had to be any Kardashian sister, I would choose Bruce Jenner.
 
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