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That awkward moment when the teacher says slaves....and everyone looks at that one black kid in the class.
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In my society the Pizza Man gets to my house faster than the police!
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When I'm reading a book and someone asks me what I'm reading, I don't answer. I just raise book up, so they can see the cover.
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Dear Monday, even my girlfriend's period is a better surprise than you.
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My hair looks good: 3% at school. 7% at home. 90% before I'm about to shower.
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Tuesday isn't so bad...It's a sign that I've somehow survived Monday.
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Ever looked back at your ex and asked yourself was I drunk the entire relationship?
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Everybody knows somebody who's Facebook relationship status should be 'Still banging my ex.'
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Before you marry someone, ask yourself, 'Will they be a good killing partner during the zombie apocalypse?'
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Whenever I talk with someone who stutters...I yell 'REMIX!' so they feel cool and sh...
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I hate driving behind log trucks, all I can think about is Final Destination...
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I hate it when I am singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong.
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If the professor doesn't show up to class in the first 15 minutes, you get to leave. Somebody make that a law, please.
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Facebook's timeline is my favorite way to watch girls from high school get fat.
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Thanks for inviting me to your baby shower, it reminded me to take my birth control pill.
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