Facebook Status Quotes about Girl


Total: 24 Quotes
Zaira_Swan
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Suggest Revision: Girls on Periods - I'm fine. I hate you. I love you. I want ice cream. Come here. Get away. You're cute. Fuck off. Fuck that. Fuck this.
 
r0yal
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Suggest Revision: Periods are ridiculous girls shouldnt be punished for not getting pregnant.
 
RelatableQuotes
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Suggest Revision: Judge me and I will prove you wrong. Tell me what to do and ill tell you off. Tell me I'm not worth and watch where I end up. call me a bitch and I'll show you one. fuck me over and I'll do it to you twice as bad. Call me crazy but you really have no idea. :)~
 
Lexi_Rose
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Suggest Revision: Why periods? Why can't mother nature just text me and be like 'Waddup girl. You ain't pregnant. Have a great week. Talk to you next month.'
 
Lexi_Rose
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Suggest Revision: Waldo. The prime example that a good man is hard to find.
 
livelifehappy
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Suggest Revision: Instead of getting periods once a month, can girls just get a text from mother nature saying 'You're not pregnant have a nice day!'
 
nasty002
Reasons why its great to be a Woman; We can get laid anytime we want. We never have to buy our own drinks at the bar. We piss sitting down so its easier to pass out on the toilet when you're drunk. We get out of speeding tickets by crying. We get out of speeding tickets by showing a little cleavage or leg. We can sleep our way to the top of the class. We get to shop at Victoria's Secret. We can marry rich and then not have to work. We never have to pay when we go out on dates. Men take us on all expense paid trips- all we have to do is sleep with them. Men light our cigarettes for us. Men hold the door open for us. We pout better(those puppy dog eyes always work!). We're cuter. We lie better. We're better manipulators. We always end up sleeping in the bed when we fight with our other halves, you guys get the couch. We always have food.
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Suggest Revision: Reasons why its great to be a Woman; We can get laid anytime we want. We never have to buy our own drinks at the bar. We piss sitting down so its easier to pass out on the toilet when you're drunk. We get out of speeding tickets by crying. We get out of speeding tickets by showing a little cleavage or leg. We can sleep our way to the top of the class. We get to shop at Victoria's Secret. We can marry rich and then not have to work. We never have to pay when we go out on dates. Men take us on all expense paid trips- all we have to do is sleep with them. Men light our cigarettes for us. Men hold the door open for us. We pout better(those puppy dog eyes always work!). We're cuter. We lie better. We're better manipulators. We always end up sleeping in the bed when we fight with our other halves, you guys get the couch. We always have food.
 
thepinkarmy
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Suggest Revision: Call me a fashion fuckup but I refuse to disregard 1/2 my wardrobe just cause some fool said white wasn't okay after labor day
 
claudiaowens
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Suggest Revision: Football season has officially started which marks the end of dating season. I'll try again next summer.
 
sarasantiago7
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Suggest Revision: 'I can always relate to tampon commercials'...said no girl ever.
 
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