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When a woman asks you to guess her age, it's like deciding whether to cut the blue, red, or green wire to diffuse a bomb.

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When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you??

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You know what guys & parking spaces have in common? The good ones are always taken and the only ones left are handicaps.

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Life's like your Ex-boyfriend it has it's up it has it's down but in the end you still finish it.

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The Titanic is a great lesson of why just the tip can get you in a lot of trouble.

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I said I'd be there in 5 minutes. Quit calling me every half hour.

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I'll call it a smart phone the day I yell, Wheres my freaking phone?! and it answers, Im here! Under your jacket!

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I hate when people dont watch where Im going when Im walking and texting.

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You know you are addicted to Facebook when you log off Facebook, turn your computer off, go to bed, role over, and log onto your Facebook from your phone one last time for the night.

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I'm not addicted to facebook! You know, I just use it whenever I have time. Lunch time, break time, bed time, off time, that time, this time, any time, all the time!

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Featured Quote: "I'm okay today. I'll be okay tomorrow. And the next day after that I'll still be okay. But in a year you will see me, I'll be amazing."

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Humor is the sense of wit or comedy and is a boon only to humans. Man is the only animal that knows to laugh. If we face the challenges in life with a light sense of humor, it is not impossible to scale new heights of success. “A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It’s jolted by every pebble on the road ‘said HW Beeker. To put it in a lighter vein “comedy is simply a funny way of being serious”. The irony is that humor is every where and we only have to identify it at the right time. But we take great pains to search for humor and practice it. Studies show that laughter is the best medicine and a sense of humor has the capability of curing dreaded diseases. Charlie Chaplin who was the king of humor had a very sad personal life but he was successful in bringing out the humor in him very successfully. To sum up, the world is tragedy to those who feel but a comedy to those who think.