Facebook Status Quotes about Jokes


Total: 28 Quotes
GreenMonk
 Nikhil Saluja quotes  | added by: GreenMonk
 Funny quotes   Clothes quotes   Jokes quotes   Clever Facebook Status quotes 
Suggest Revision: Did you hear about the new reversible jackets? I can't wait to see how they turn out.
 
GreenMonk
 Nikhil Saluja quotes  | added by: GreenMonk
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Suggest Revision: My girlfriend hates when I make jokes about her weight. She needs to lighten up.
 
raquel_cates
 Unknown quotes  | added by: raquel_cates
 Funny Facebook Status quotes   Swag quotes   Jokes quotes 
Suggest Revision: Just because you say Swag in every other sentence doesn't mean you have it.
 
mut817
 Unknown quotes  | added by: mut817
 Funny Facebook Status quotes   Twitter quotes   Valentines Day quotes   Silly quotes   Jokes quotes 
Suggest Revision: Since today is Valentine's day, I was wondering if you'd like to go back to MySpace, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo, until I Google all over your Facebook and we can Instagram our date... ;) Happy Valentine's Day, Everyone!!
 
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 Facebook Status quotes   Funny Workout quotes   Fitness quotes   Humor quotes   Keeping It Real quotes   Fitness Jokes quotes 
Suggest Revision: Most people don't realize this, But you can actually go to the gym without telling Facebook about it.
 
dylannace
 Dylan Nace quotes  | added by: dylannace
 Clever Facebook Status quotes   Short quotes   Funny quotes   Jokes quotes 
Suggest Revision: Boy: Why can't tampons talk? Girl: Because they're stuck up bitches.
 
woopj
 Unknown quotes  | added by: woopj
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Suggest Revision: I would say a crippled joke but I cant stand them.
 
valdovinos1015
 Unknown quotes  | added by: valdovinos1015
 Funny Facebook Status quotes   Being Fat quotes   Sarcastic quotes   Jokes quotes 
Suggest Revision: Please GOD if you cant make me slim, make my friends fat.
 
Arashi
 Unknown quotes  | added by: Arashi
 Facebook Status quotes   Jokes quotes   Idgaf quotes   Get Over It quotes 
Suggest Revision: If my jokes offend you: 1. Im sorry. 2. It wont happen again. 3. 1 & 2 are lies. and 4. get over it.
 
ted
 Unknown quotes  | added by: ted
 Funny Facebook Status quotes   Clever Facebook Status quotes   Jokes quotes 
Suggest Revision: Say this out loud five times fast! 'I won a math debate.'
 
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Jokes refer to funny or amusing narrations, conversations or statements which are cracked for the sole purpose of igniting laughter and to lighten a tense atmosphere. Jokes are meant for the sake of amusement and can be even witty at times. To crack a joke properly is not everybody’s cup of tea. Comedy and laughter are the sole purpose behind cracking a joke and people good at comedy can crack hilarious jokes which evoke a lot of laughter. In the words of Washington Irving, “Honest good humour is the oil and wine of a merry meeting, and there is no jovial companionship equal to that where the jokes are rather small and laughter abundant.” Jokes should not be used for slandering others or for jeopardising the safety and integrity of the state.
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