Facebook Status Quotes about Weed


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Suggest Revision: I don't need pot to be hungry, lazy, and paranoid.
 
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Suggest Revision: Let's smoke enough pot so that we make even less sense than the meaning of 4/20.
 
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Suggest Revision: I'd definitely attend a marijuana legalization rally if I wasn't too stoned to leave my apartment.
 
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Suggest Revision: This 4/20, good luck blaming your bloodshot eyes on allergy season.
 
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Suggest Revision: Celebrating 4/20 has taught me that not even pot can make matzoh taste good.
 
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Suggest Revision: Call me Spider-man because I'm in love with Mary Jane.
 
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Suggest Revision: keep calm and pass the weed on.
 
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Suggest Revision: Smoking weed is legal in 6 states. Having sex with a horse is legal in 23. Good going America.
 
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Suggest Revision: As part of a balanced breakfast on 4/20, don't forget to eat your Weedies!
 
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Suggest Revision: I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job...and you ain't got sh*t to do. -Smokey
 
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