Food Quotes about Clever Facebook Status


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Suggest Revision: After exercising I always eat a pizza...Just kidding I never exercise.
 
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Suggest Revision: A fat person doesn't eat what's right but eats what's left.
 
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Suggest Revision: I stepped on a cornflake this morning...I'm a cereal killer now!
 
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Suggest Revision: Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.
 
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Suggest Revision: These animal crackers are bullshit, this elephant tastes exactly like the giraffe did.
 
Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
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Suggest Revision: Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
 
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