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A zooology teacher asks the class 'What is the one animal in the jungle that a lion is afraid of?' The class answers: a lioness.

A zooology teacher asks the class 'What is the one animal in the jungle that a lion is afraid of?' The class answers: a lioness.

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Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and they live for 150 years. Lesson learned.

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I force my dog to watch animal abuse commercials just to show him how good he has it.

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At what age is it appropriate to tell my dog he's adopted?

At what age is it appropriate to tell my dog he's adopted?

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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

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Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

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