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Why periods? Why can't mother nature just text me and be like 'Waddup girl. You ain't pregnant. Have a great week. Talk to you next month.'

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Dear Men, If we have to have periods every month, you guys should be kicked in the balls once a month. Sincerely, Women.

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My hair looks good: 3% at school. 7% at home. 90% before I'm about to shower.

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Girls are the best vehicles in the world because: 2 beautiful headlights in front, 2 great bumbers at the back, self-lubricating when hot, finger touch ignition automatic engine oil change every month. any type of pistons fit, multiple seating styles & adjustments. great accessories, automatic and manuall drive from both sides. ready 4 test drive any time.. ;)

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Why is it that in girl tampons commercials they're always laughing and dancing? Shouldn't they be reving chainsaws & burning shit down?

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PMS = Prepare to Meet Satan.

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Men, chocolate, and coffee are all better rich.	253 up, 86 down

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Featured Quote: "When I miss you, I don't have to go far...I just have to look inside my heart because that's where I'll find you."

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Being a girl has many more advantages than drawbacks. A girl is a bundle of surprises, joy, happiness, charm, liveliness and all the good adjectives found in the dictionary. It is the proudest moment for a mother when she gives birth to a girl baby but the baby does not remain a child for ever. “She is a child and then, one morning you wake up, she is a woman and a dozen different people of whom you recognize none” said, Louis L’amour. Little girls are just angels who haven’t yet spread their wings. There is no end to the fun, frolic, bubbly enthusiasm, love and eagerness expressed by a girl. Man has great love for his wife, certain ambitions for his son but for a daughter, there are no words to describe the emotions and feelings. There are hundreds of quotes on being a girl some of which are the personal experiences and some are the feelings expressed by their dear ones. Send them to your friends and share the feel of being a girl.