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Don't try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other.

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Dear Men, If we have to have periods every month, you guys should be kicked in the balls once a month. Sincerely, Women.

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Women are magic creatures: they get wet without water, bleed without being injured, give milk without eating grass, & can make boneless meat.

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Why is it that in girl tampons commercials they're always laughing and dancing? Shouldn't they be reving chainsaws & burning shit down?

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PMS = Prepare to Meet Satan.

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As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.

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If women ruled the world, there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.

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Featured Quote: "I'm okay today. I'll be okay tomorrow. And the next day after that I'll still be okay. But in a year you will see me, I'll be amazing."

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There is nothing in this world that a woman cannot achieve if she has the ambition, determination and the gift to do it. The power of women is so great that others seem to realize only when it gets exploded. Being a woman has the capability of adjusting to all kinds of circumstances and only brings out the best in her, in times of crisis. This, she can achieve with ease, with a smile on her face. Being a woman is always filled with joy, with happiness, with responsibility and with a certain degree of mystery that is difficult to unveil by men. This world belongs to woman and it has been made more beautiful by women. Added with all these greatness, it can never be denied or altered that women alone are blessed with the power to create life. Here is a compilation on the quotes of being a woman that have been felt, realized and expressed with all greatness. Share them with your friends.