Funny Quotes about Being Single


Total: 29 Quotes
Rabbit..(Ash)
 Ash Sweeney quotes  | added by: Rabbit..(Ash)
 Being Single quotes   Funny quotes   Humor quotes   Being Strong quotes   Life quotes   Misery quotes   Relationships quotes   Being Independent quotes 
Suggest Revision: Single is not a status. It is a word that best describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others. Just kidding, It's miserable seeing everyone else with someone.
 
youngdabadboi
 Unknown quotes  | added by: youngdabadboi
 Awkward Moment quotes   Being Single quotes   Friends quotes   Relationship Advice quotes   Funny quotes   Humor quotes 
Suggest Revision: The awkward moment when you're that one friend who always gives relationship advice but is still single.
 
Taramuah
 Unknown quotes  | added by: Taramuah
 Funny quotes   Celebrity quotes   Being Single quotes   Humor quotes 
Suggest Revision: SINGLE AND (maybe if youre attractive funny and educated and/or Ryan Gosling ) READY TO MINGLE.
 
Shaddy
 Amit Verma quotes  | added by: Shaddy
 Being Single quotes   Problems quotes   Funny quotes   Humor quotes 
Suggest Revision: Stop complaining about being single. We have bigger problems here. Like why McDonalds doesn't serve breakfast after 10:30.
 
LuNaTiC
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Suggest Revision: Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
 
Magic_Mike_2.0
 Tim Walters quotes  | added by: Magic_Mike_2.0
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Suggest Revision: I'm not single, I'm just wait for my girlfriend to quit playing hide and seek.
 
Zaira_Swan
 Unknown quotes  | added by: Zaira_Swan
 Funny quotes   Valentines Day quotes   Being Single quotes   Bitterness quotes   Being A Lone quotes 
Suggest Revision: 14 days until Valentines Day, aka 14 days until a night at home alone complaining about stupid couples, because I'm forever alone.
 
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Suggest Revision: The thirst people have because they want a Valentine.
 
chrisjr
 Unknown quotes  | added by: chrisjr
 Funny Facebook Status quotes   Being Single quotes   Sex quotes   Humor quotes   Being Alone quotes 
Suggest Revision: Men use love to get sex. Women use sex to get love. Me? I use coupons to get pizza...
 
claudiaowens
 Unknown quotes  | added by: claudiaowens
 Funny quotes   Being Single quotes   Being Alone quotes   Single Life quotes   It Is What It Is quotes 
Suggest Revision: My life is like a romantic comedy except there's no romance and it's just me laughing at my own jokes.
 
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“Being single” is a term used to describe the state of a person being single and not committed. A single person unlike a committed person is not involved in any relationship. A single person has a multitude of friends and acquaintances and enjoys his single status. Being single is a privilege for many, since they are free to live life individually, without the pressures and expectations that are often associated with a committed relationship. Life is truly an unpredictable affair and you have no idea about how it can change at any point of time. So, people some people prefer being single rather than getting committed to someone. Dealing with relationships and making them successful is not everyone’s cup of tea. Relationships require emotional investment, as well as a lot of time to make things work. So, staying single is what people prefer usually. Stephanie Mills had once remarked, “I enjoy being single, but I loved being married.”
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