Funny Quotes about Birthday


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Suggest Revision: Sorry the calendar played a cruel joke on you this year by making your birthday fall on a Monday.
 
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Suggest Revision: I'm so glad your birthday will bring together all our friends at a time when my tan is fully realized.
 
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Suggest Revision: If you feel a bit lonely, forgotten, or just need someone to cheer you up remember...You can always change your birthday on facebook!
 
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Suggest Revision: If you're born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a 'Bang.'
 
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Suggest Revision: My girlfriend bought be a collared shirt for my birthday, mainly so I dont get too far ahead of her when she takes me for a walk.
 
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Suggest Revision: All I want for my birthday is another birthday.
 
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Suggest Revision: Pretending to read your birthday card after the money's fallen out...
 
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Suggest Revision: I like birthdays, but I think too many can kill you.
 
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Suggest Revision: It's your 60th birthday! Did you hear me? Hey...'It's your 60th birthday!' Hope your year is better than those ears!
 
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Suggest Revision: Thanksgiving, you get food. Christmas, you get gifts. New Year's, you have drinks. Valentine's, you have sex. Birthday, you can do all of the above.
 
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Birthday marks the passing of another year but whether you enjoy it or not is fully left to you. Everyone wants to celebrate the birthday but still stay young and the secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
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