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Two red blood cells met and fell in love. But alas, it was in vein.

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The best curve on a girl is her smile. Nah just joking, look at that ass.

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Behind every great woman, there is a guy looking at her ass.

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Id do anything for a perfect beach body, except work out and eat less.

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Dear thighs, help out the needy. Sincerely, boobs.

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Girls are the best vehicles in the world because: 2 beautiful headlights in front, 2 great bumbers at the back, self-lubricating when hot, finger touch ignition automatic engine oil change every month. any type of pistons fit, multiple seating styles & adjustments. great accessories, automatic and manuall drive from both sides. ready 4 test drive any time.. ;)

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Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.

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Body is the most primary possession of the soul. “Begin to see you as a soul with a body rather than a body with a soul” said Wayne Dyer. But the body has so many things to perform whose name, fame and everything depends upon these actions. The body is the greatest asset that a soul possesses and has every right to defend and keep it on good health. To achieve this, the mind has to be in sound condition. Napoleon Bonaparte said, “The best sure for the body is a quite mind “the body is more sacred than anything. It is our duty to take full care of our body. The eyes occupy the highest and most important place in the body and are in fact windows to our feelings, emotions and so on. Even if the person wants to tell a lie, sometimes, the body may not agree and the body language ahs the tendency to reveal the truth such is the power of body and has to be utilized in the right way and preserved properly.