Funny Quotes about Breakup


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Suggest Revision: Considering we met online, I feel it's totally appropriate to break up with you over email.
 
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Suggest Revision: At some point after sex, we really need to determine whose fault this was.
 
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Suggest Revision: You are really starting to interfere with my being single.
 
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Suggest Revision: It's not you, it's my horrible choice in men.
 
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Suggest Revision: You're everything I've ever wanted in someone I don't want anymore.
 
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Suggest Revision: I regret having held in even a single fart for you.
 
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Suggest Revision: Let's have sex one last time again.
 
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Suggest Revision: I'm just calling to make sure you still didn't want me to ever call you again.
 
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Suggest Revision: Sorry you didn't meet my ridiculously low standards.
 
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Suggest Revision: I think we should see other people until I am absolutely sure I can't do any better than you.
 
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Every one has experienced breakup at one point or other in life and it has the tendency to turn the world upside down. Though love begins with a smile, it grows with a kiss and ends with a tear drop. But once there has been a crack in the relationship, it would never be the same again, how much ever efforts are made to patch up. The scar left behind is indelible. “A breakup is like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it.” The only possible thing is to think twice before breaking up and not doing things that are causes for the break up. It is harder to live along with a shattered mental set up than to make up for the loss. A broken up mind certainly needs consolation, solace and poems and quotes of similar people are the best way to gain solace. Here are quotes by famous personalities and poets on break up. Read them and share them.
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