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When ever I get a headache I take two tablet of aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says.

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Want the most simple cure for childhood obesity? Ice cream trucks that don't stop.

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No matter how old you are, when a little kid gives you a Toy Phone and says its for you, you answer that sh*t.

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The sound of children laughing makes me happy. Unless I'm home alone and my power goes out...

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Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas

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Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework

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Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas

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Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework.

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Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework

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A lot of parents pack up their troubles and send them off to summer camp.

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Children are the messengers of god; they are a bundle of joy, fun, mischief, cute and interesting characters. A home without children is a place where there is no life or soul. When we hold their hands, they take us to heaven. The great trait that should be learned from children is that they forgive any great sin committed instantly and forget it. This is hard to practice by an adult and if this is done, there would be no problems on this earth and a better place to live in. The smile in a child’s face is worth all the pleasures in this world. The famous quotes on children are an eye opener to those who have not experienced it before. Send them to your friends or others who cherish and value children. You can really draw inspiration from children and there is limitless talent hidden in them to achieve great things if only the right opportunities are given.