Funny Quotes about Christmas Humor


Total: 21 Quotes
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 Hussein Nishah quotes  | added by: nishah1917
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Suggest Revision: When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas!
 
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Suggest Revision: Every Christmas I only buy gifts for friends when I find out they already got me one.
 
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Suggest Revision: I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
 
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Suggest Revision: Dear Santa, Please send your credit card numbers. its only fair since youre getting the credit for the gifts, that you should start paying for them also...
 
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Suggest Revision: This year, I'm going to buy all of my Christmas gifts from Nike...Made for kids by kids.
 
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 Carol Nelson quotes  | added by: nishah1917
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Suggest Revision: Christmas is a time when you get homesick...even when you're home.
 
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 Jay Leno quotes  | added by: nishah1917
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Suggest Revision: The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
 
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 Tom Sims quotes  | added by: nishah1917
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Suggest Revision: Did you ever notice that life seems to follow certain patterns? Like I noticed that every year around this time, I hear Christmas music.
 
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 Benny Hill quotes  | added by: nishah1917
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Suggest Revision: Roses are reddish, Violets are bluish, If it werent for Christmas, Wed all be Jewish.
 
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 Shirley Temple quotes  | added by: nishah1917
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Suggest Revision: I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.
 
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