Funny Quotes about Clever Facebook Status


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GreenMonk
 Nikhil Saluja quotes  | added by: GreenMonk
 Funny quotes   Clothes quotes   Jokes quotes   Clever Facebook Status quotes 
Suggest Revision: Did you hear about the new reversible jackets? I can't wait to see how they turn out.
 
Beckie-Arianne
 Unknown quotes  | added by: Beckie-Arianne
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Suggest Revision: Life's like your Ex-boyfriend it has it's up it has it's down but in the end you still finish it.
 
GreenMonk
 Nikhil Saluja quotes  | added by: GreenMonk
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Suggest Revision: The Titanic is a great lesson of why just the tip can get you in a lot of trouble.
 
Mohd_Aariff_Khan
 Unknown quotes  | added by: Mohd_Aariff_Khan
 Funny Facebook Status quotes   Clever Facebook Status quotes   Virginity quotes 
Suggest Revision: Buy a hamster. Name it Virginity. Lose the hamster. Close enough.
 
ritusagoo
 Ritu Ghatourey quotes  | added by: ritusagoo
 Wise quotes   Words quotes   Necessity quotes   Stupidity quotes   Needs quotes   Advice quotes   Funny quotes   Humor quotes   Clever Facebook Status quotes 
Suggest Revision: A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
 
brown_ambri
 Ambri Bright quotes  | added by: brown_ambri
 Funny Facebook Status quotes   Clever Facebook Status quotes   Dating quotes   Humor quotes 
Suggest Revision: Myspace is my ex husband, Facebook is my baby daddy, Twitter is my ho and I'm in a serious relationship with Instagram.
 
nishah1917
 Hussein Nishah quotes  | added by: nishah1917
 Funny Facebook Status quotes   Clever Facebook Status quotes   Being Annoyed quotes   Children quotes   Humor quotes 
Suggest Revision: When ever I get a headache I take two tablet of aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says.
 
Nabilah1994
 Unknown quotes  | added by: Nabilah1994
 Clever Facebook Status quotes   Funny quotes   Witty Facebook Status quotes   Expectations quotes   Humor quotes 
Suggest Revision: If someone says expect the unexpected slap them in the face and say 'I bet you didn't expect that!'
 
nishah1917
 Hussein Nishah quotes  | added by: nishah1917
 Clever Facebook Status quotes    Funny quotes   Sales quotes 
Suggest Revision: If I were a bathroom tile salesman, my pitch would be 'Think of how great this will look in the background of your social networking pics.'
 
dylannace
 Dylan Nace quotes  | added by: dylannace
 Clever Facebook Status quotes   Short quotes   Funny quotes   Jokes quotes 
Suggest Revision: Boy: Why can't tampons talk? Girl: Because they're stuck up bitches.
 
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Face book is a killer application these days and is becoming popular day by day. Almost every person has an account of face book these days. Every user’s face book account has a wall where he can share what’s on his mind and any of his thoughts and ideas. When it comes to a face book status, you can simply come up with anything entirely. It is your space and you can use it to full liberty. When it comes to a face book status, people always try to come up with some intelligent punches and thoughts which directly hit the nail on the head and arouse interest in the minds of others who come across it. A clever face book status is witty and accurate and awakens interest in the minds of those who read it. The end goal of every person is to win maximum “likes” or acclamations for the status. According to Ronald Reagan, “Status quo, you know, is Latin for 'the mess we're in'.”
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