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Funny Quotes About Clever Facebook Status
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Some people are just like some schools during summer, they have, NO CLASS.
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There are two types of human beings found on Facebook. One who gets enormous amount of likes and comments on their posts. And the others are men.
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Life's like your Ex-boyfriend it has it's up it has it's down but in the end you still finish it.
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If someone says expect the unexpected slap them in the face and say 'I bet you didn't expect that!'
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Boy: Why can't tampons talk? Girl: Because they're stuck up bi...es.
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I would say a crippled joke but I cant stand them.
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Mitt Romney should change his first name to Fetch, because he's never going to happen.
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Hi, I'm a shower. If you turn me on, I'll make you wet.
Mickey Anderson
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I think I should tell you what people are saying behind your back....Nice ass.
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RIP to all the hoes dying for attention!
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I stepped on a cornflake this morning...I'm a cereal killer now!
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What do you call a man with no body and just a nose? Nobody nose.
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Who ever invented the Knock- Knock jokes should get a No-bell prize!
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I think car horns should sound like gun shots....I bet you'll move then.
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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Did you buy your pants on sale? Cause in my room they'd be 100% off.
Mitchell Sakundiak
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Sex is like math: You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don't multiply.
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I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching...my car into reverse and driving away from the accident.
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I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said, 'Parking Fine'
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The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men apply the same theory to looking for a girlfriend.
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