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Did you hear about the new reversible jackets? I can't wait to see how they turn out.

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Life's like your Ex-boyfriend it has it's up it has it's down but in the end you still finish it.

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The Titanic is a great lesson of why just the tip can get you in a lot of trouble.

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Buy a hamster. Name it Virginity. Lose the hamster. Close enough.

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A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

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Myspace is my ex husband, Facebook is my baby daddy, Twitter is my ho and I'm in a serious relationship with Instagram.

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When ever I get a headache I take two tablet of aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says.

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If someone says expect the unexpected slap them in the face and say 'I bet you didn't expect that!'

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If I were a bathroom tile salesman, my pitch would be 'Think of how great this will look in the background of your social networking pics.'

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Boy: Why can't tampons talk? Girl: Because they're stuck up bitches.

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Thursday, May 23

Face book is a killer application these days and is becoming popular day by day. Almost every person has an account of face book these days. Every user’s face book account has a wall where he can share what’s on his mind and any of his thoughts and ideas. When it comes to a face book status, you can simply come up with anything entirely. It is your space and you can use it to full liberty. When it comes to a face book status, people always try to come up with some intelligent punches and thoughts which directly hit the nail on the head and arouse interest in the minds of others who come across it. A clever face book status is witty and accurate and awakens interest in the minds of those who read it. The end goal of every person is to win maximum “likes” or acclamations for the status. According to Ronald Reagan, “Status quo, you know, is Latin for 'the mess we're in'.”