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Romeo and Juliet killed themselves for their love, so I think you can at least answer my text message.

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I have no problem texting while driving, but I won't text while going down stairs. That shits dangerous.

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When you're angry, your text speed increases by a ridiculous amount.

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Your call is very important to us. Please enjoy this 50 minute clarinet solo.

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The 3 fastest means of communication: telephone, television and tell a woman.

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Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: 'Local sperm bank. You jack it, we pack it. How may I help you?'

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When you hear people speak in another language: 6% I wish I could speak that. 94% Those bitches better not be talking about me...

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I consider conversations with people to be mind exercises, but I don't want to pull a muscle, so I stretch a lot. That's why I'm constantly either rolling my eyes or yawning.

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The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting.

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Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.

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Communication is the first step towards civilization. Development came through only when man was able to communicate with each other. It is the process of exchanging idea and thoughts which was initially through signs and later developed to languages. It needs special skill to communicate the right message because bad communication will be misleading and gives out wrong signals. Therefore, communication is above language if you have understood your friend or partner thoroughly. The same wavelength in thoughts would suffice to communicate your thoughts and ideas. Listening more and speaking less is the key to successful communication. Quotes on communication give an insight of the gradual development that happened in the field of communication, how meaningful conversation was initialized and the way communication helps to enhance the quality of thoughts and ideas that are exchanged between people. These quotes are helpful in sending to friends and will be thought provoking.