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You marry because you lack of judgement, and divorce because you lack of patience, and you remarry because you lack of good memories.

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I hope your kids cope with the divorce well enough to serve as a prop to help get you laid.

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At least the divorce is less expensive than the wedding.

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Being divorced is an extremely useful way to fool women into believing you're capable of commitment.

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Best of luck not remarrying the same type of person you just divorced.

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Sorry being divorced means you'll have to try during sex again.

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I fully support any couple's right to have a 50% chance of getting divorced.

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Wishing you a divorce that's slightly less appalling than your marriage

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Thanks for getting divorced and adding to the statistical evidence I use as an excuse to avoid marriage.

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Here's to your divorce taking place during bikini season.

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Saturday, February 28

Divorce simply means to legally end a marriage, after settlement in a court. People opt for a divorce when they are extremely unhappy with their marital lives, on some pretext or the other. You might not feel compatible with your spouse and might be having regular fights on trivial issues. Generally, after a divorce, the court decided who will keep the custody of the children, in case the couple has any. Alimony is also given to the wife, by her ex-husband as a sort of compensation. In the words of Margaret Atwood, “A divorce is like an amputation: you can survive it, but there is less of you.” While filing a divorce, the husband and wife both hire lawyers, to defend their case. The lawyers are supposed to be people who change shades like a chameleon. In the words of Mervin Mitchelson, “A divorce lawyer is a chameleon, with a law book in hand.”