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At the eye doctor...Doctor: Please read the lowest line you can. Me: Made in China.

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A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctors book.

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My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.

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My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.

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My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.

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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

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My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.

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God heals and the doctor takes the fee.

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Doctors are professionals with medicine. A doctor is any person who is qualified to practice medicine. Doctors treat an ill person from any disorder or weakness. Doctors are an integral part of the society, since they look after the health issues of people who are sick or suffering from any kind of ailment. In the words of Nathan Deal, “As a physician, know many doctors want to utilize new technology, but they find the cost prohibitive.” Doctors work at their own clinic or hospitals, where they treat ill people. Veterinary doctors treat animals. Doctors specialise in treatment of particular body parts too. Another interpretation of the word “doctor” is any person who holds the highest university degree in any field of specialisation. Mike Ferguson had once remarked that, “America’s doctors, nurses and medical researchers are the best in the world, but our health care system is broken.”