Funny Quotes about Ex Girlfriend


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ted
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Suggest Revision: I accidentally bumped into my ex today...With my car...at 60mph...on purpose.
 
ryanswainofficial
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Suggest Revision: I'm not saying my ex-girlfriend is a slut I am just saying if everyone's cock had wings she'd be a airport.
 
Anahitaparsa
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Suggest Revision: My EX had one very annoying habit. Breathing!
 
CrampyToes
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Suggest Revision: When I'm stalking my exes on Facebook, sometimes I think, 'I should have never let her go.'...but most times I think, 'She really let herself go.'
 
Naya_London_Spea
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Suggest Revision: R.I.P to my Ex...the funeral will be held at Never Again Baptist Church, located across from The Lies You Told Cemetery, on Moving TF On Ave.
 
meko2301
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Suggest Revision: Today is national animal day. Please take a moment to remember your ex.
 
jazmingar
 Jazmin Garcia quotes  | added by: jazmingar
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Suggest Revision: I thought of you today. I saw a cockroach and you crossed my mind. I stepped on it.
 
jakewayjessie
 Jessie Jakeway quotes  | added by: jakewayjessie
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Suggest Revision: X's and O's for my ex's and hoes.
 
ninapham260
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Suggest Revision: Seeing your ex with someone uglier than you. Awesome.
 
d_trayn
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Suggest Revision: Never get jealous when you see your ex with someone else because our parents taught us to give our used toys to the less fortunate.
 
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Ex-girlfriend is a term used to refer to a guy’s former girlfriend with whom he was in a relationship that went kaput. The relationship with an ex-girlfriend might have ended because of several potent reasons. Once a relationship ends, the guy and the girl decide to part on mutual terms. The end of any relationship is difficult to bear for both the girl and the guy, especially if they were pretty serious for each other. Ex-girlfriend can no longer be treated as an acquaintance or a friend because being in touch with one’s ex-girlfriend might remind one of the times spent with her. You have to get over your ex-girlfriend as and when your relationship goes kaput. This is the only way you can move on and get over the memories of your past relationship. This is extremely important to be faithful to your present partner or girlfriend with whom you are in a relationship. Dane Cook had once remarked, “I am an observer, I like to watch people. I am into psychology and people - how they act and such. I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.”
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