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NaughtyNishan
 Nishan Panwar quotes  | added by: NaughtyNishan
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Suggest Revision: When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you??
 
GreenMonk
 Nikhil Saluja quotes  | added by: GreenMonk
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Suggest Revision: Did you hear about the new reversible jackets? I can't wait to see how they turn out.
 
Mohd_Aariff_Khan
 Unknown quotes  | added by: Mohd_Aariff_Khan
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Suggest Revision: When you don't have a good signal on your phone and you go all lion king on it.
 
Beckie-Arianne
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Suggest Revision: Life's like your Ex-boyfriend it has it's up it has it's down but in the end you still finish it.
 
GreenMonk
 Nikhil Saluja quotes  | added by: GreenMonk
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Suggest Revision: The Titanic is a great lesson of why just the tip can get you in a lot of trouble.
 
GreenMonk
 Nikhil Saluja quotes  | added by: GreenMonk
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Suggest Revision: I surveyed 100 women and asked them what shampoo they used when showering, 98 of them said: How the hell did you get in here?
 
GreenMonk
 Nikhil Saluja quotes  | added by: GreenMonk
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Suggest Revision: I said I'd be there in 5 minutes. Quit calling me every half hour.
 
Mohd_Aariff_Khan
 Unknown quotes  | added by: Mohd_Aariff_Khan
 Funny Facebook Status quotes   Clever Facebook Status quotes   Virginity quotes 
Suggest Revision: Buy a hamster. Name it Virginity. Lose the hamster. Close enough.
 
Mohd_Aariff_Khan
 Unknown quotes  | added by: Mohd_Aariff_Khan
 Funny Facebook Status quotes   Facebook Status quotes   Facebook quotes   Witty Facebook Status quotes 
Suggest Revision: All our life our parents told us not to write on walls. Facebook teaches us differently.
 
kevin_978
 Kevin McCarty quotes  | added by: kevin_978
 Funny Facebook Status quotes   Boredom quotes   It Is What It Is quotes 
Suggest Revision: Facebook is starting to be like my fridge, I know nothing is there but I keep checking it anyway...
 
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