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Nabilah1994
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Suggest Revision: If someone says expect the unexpected slap them in the face and say 'I bet you didn't expect that!'
 
nishah1917
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Suggest Revision: That awkward moment when you spell a word so wrong that even auto-correct is like 'I got nothing, man.'
 
nishah1917
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Suggest Revision: Netflix is soo much better than going out and pretending to like people.
 
nishah1917
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Suggest Revision: If I were a bathroom tile salesman, my pitch would be 'Think of how great this will look in the background of your social networking pics.'
 
Lexi_Rose
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Suggest Revision: Nicki Minaj being a judge on American Idol is like Taylor Swift giving relationship advice.
 
Lexi_Rose
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Suggest Revision: Why periods? Why can't mother nature just text me and be like 'Waddup girl. You ain't pregnant. Have a great week. Talk to you next month.'
 
Rico
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Suggest Revision: Call Of Duty will really have a guy thinking about joining the army...then you realize how many times you died.
 
chrisjr
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Suggest Revision: Men use love to get sex. Women use sex to get love. Me? I use coupons to get pizza...
 
Becky
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Suggest Revision: Lesson 1: Only trust people who like big butts...They can not lie.
 
thepinkarmy
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Suggest Revision: The only thing I gained from 2012 was weight.
 
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